From the Politico, Harry Reid present youtube evidence he is a total buffoon.
Evidently there is a new phase to global warming. Global warming now has the power to make people sick. That's according to sensationalists like Harry Reid. So not only does evil petroleum minutely increase the world's minute CO2 levels enough to melt the polar ice caps in just a few short years (despite the discovery of an arctic volcano that just miiiight have something to do with it), evil oil also is making poor americans sick. (never mind the rest of the world, since sensationalism seems to be an american monopoly)
Bad oil! BAD!
Wait...I have an idea...maybe it's not oil that is making us sick, it's the high level of bureaucratic manure that seems to be appearing at unnatural levels in all forms of media these days. Why, I think I might make a study of the increasing levels of bureaucratic manure (BM) in the political environment, the effects it has on increasing levels of US nausea, and it's side effects on the patience of the rest of the world.
I'll bet there is a direct link between BM and US nausea. There is in our house. And that is good enough for me to start spreading sensationalist headlines of my own, ala MSM evening talking heads:
"Tonight's headlines; some experts say there is increasing evidence that the rising levels of Washington BM is having a negative effect on American health. What does that mean for you? Our special report begins right after our special report theme music and special report graphics"
http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/0708/Harry_Reid_No_1_on_YouTube_today.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqR0Ui0g3wI
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all that bm has to be producing methane gas, too! didn't some study years ago say something about the increased global warming and the methane gas produced by cows? i think there's more coming from washington than any herd of cattle!
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